My girlfriend said some creepy guy bought her panties at the club last night

[GreenDoberman]

Kinda weird but she gave me the 50 bucks and I got some Mexican food and paid down my Citibank card. She said she is going to hold out for 100 next time.

hno:

 

[FairWarning]

:missingte

 

[shdw01]

is that the same pair that you said you wiped your load with?

 

[NES]

Does your semen resemble dried toothpaste?

 

[DennizdaMenace]

Tell ya Dobie if your girl friend worked in a strip club I would pity you. I as much as anyone on this forum am qualified to tell you that it sucks. One of my daughters was the product of a stripper and I ( she turned out great, studious, drug free and never had that nerve it takes to strip in front of men). I was the bouncer at a strip club years back too. Its fun counting that cash at 530-6 in the morning, but a horrible environment for your girl to work in. Guys constantly hitting on her, waiting for her in the parking lot hoping they get lucky at 4-5am, offerings of drugs and cash. It was fun but if I had to do it again I would not want to relive it...

PS--You will have money for crack on Wed night...I`ll be back....